My least favorite thing about this campus is the UTSAPD. But first, so you know, I come from a family of law enforcement–from my dad on down the line. Uncles, aunts, grandpa–they were all cops so I’m not just another guy who hates law enforcement, just UTSAPD.
The first two weeks of school these guys are everywhere directing traffic, cruising in those dumbass cars, writing tickets for all sorts of little crap.
When you first see it, especially as a little fish, you might think, “Wow these guys are on top of things.” Bullshit. Just know right now that this surge of officers, doing what campus police should always do, will dry up and disappear as quickly as spit on a hot Texas highway.
A week and a half from now, two weeks from now, all the police will vanish back into the ether from which they came.
Where do they go?
Nobody knows for certain, but I like to think it’s to a farm somewhere where they can run and be free until the start of the next semester.
The real deal with the campus police is that they are overall ineffective.
Since my time at UTSA I’ve seen only failure from the UTSAPD to keep campus safe.
Unfortunately, I’ve lost my favorite target, ex-police Chief Hernandez, who I liked to call “Chief Mahoney” or “Mr. 90 percent.”
In case you missed it, last semester the former chief didn’t do much to discourage theft on campus outside of a poster campaign.
You can see some of them up around campus flyers that tell you that if you want to keep your crap to lock your car. Like me, you might think this is a waste of time, but what you may not know is that posters are very effective because they arrest people.
They’ll jump right off the wall and tackle a 200-pound felon at full sprint. I’ve seen it. Well, OK, I haven’t, but guess what? I’ve never seen a UTSA police officer arrest anybody either. Go figure.
Here’s the deal, UTSAPD: After you’ve put in your two weeks of hard labor and y’all start to fade away, just keep going.
We don’t really need you.
UTSA security does all the work of keeping the campus secure, and they don’t need posters; they are just there doing their job.
Also, there is a SAPD sub-station just down the way at Prue Road. Between the SAPD and UTSA, we have all the protection we need.
Of course, if I’m wrong then they’ll prove it, and I wish they would. It’s a new semester, and now that we have a new interim chief, it’s also a new start for UTSAPD, and I’m calling them out.
If I’m wrong, prove it, do it. You won’t.




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I hope you are not a paid staff member. You call yourself a journalist? Make sure to get your facts straight before you make yourself look like a fool. I bet your LE family members are real proud of you! You are not a reliable source of accurate information.
Any Police agency will tell you that each shift has a different set of issues that they deal with each unique to their location and demographic. During the day on campus at peak about 10-14 thousand students are here, fighting over whats left of our 9 thousand parking spots. this means accidents, fender benders, bumps ,unknown damage claims , thefts.
UTSAPD responds to each and every one in person. If your car gets jacked in San Antonio if you havent heard for the last 2 years no one shows up you have to call it in by phone and if its late enough all you can do is press option 1 or 2 on the phone .. Big difference
Afternoon shifts more of the same but later on campus activities start and students filter back to their housing and find things missing or issues that require possible assistance like roomate issues, or relationship issues UTSAPD wil show up every time if called. See how fast SAPD shows up if you tell them your insignificant other is sending harrassing texts.
After dark things get interesting, its not uncommon to have 3-4 DWIs a week on campus ,a lot of times its just non students cutting through campus or visitors showing up drunk. How many students are alive today because UTSAPD took a drunk driver off the campus streets.
How many students are still alive because UTSAPD broke up a party and stopped indiduals from getting in their vehicles. The campus policy is zero tolerence for drugs and alcohol, we have a lot of students that are struggling with the concept of zero. If you call and say your neighbor is having a loud party or music is too loud ,and wont comply UTSAPD responds every time. SAPD puts you on a priority list.
If you need medical assistance and call you will get UTSAPD, first reponders, and EMS, every time, and transported to a facility if you want.
The Officers are certified Texas Police Officers not just campus cops. Take time to talk to them as I have done when I bump into them on my way to and from classes you will be surprised at how approachable they are.
It doesnt matter if they have a Chief or Interim chief, the officers are going to be there when you need them.
They may be invisible to you somedays, but call when you need one and see what happens then.
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