Jaqueline  Calvert
paisanosports@sbcglobal.net

After months of hiding out, cheating golf superstar Tiger Woods is back, fresh from rehab and ready to make amends with the public. 
On February 19, the adulterous celebrity issued an apology to his family, friends, and fans.
Obviously, the golf legend is sorry. Between the countless affairs and loss of those deal-sealing endorsements, Tiger definitely needs something to get his mojo back.
In the meantime, the question remains: Will his hottie-hot wife, Elin, take him back, or cut him loose and move on, taking her money with her? Tiger’s next move is to get back on Elin’s good side, which seems next to impossible. Tiger had the money and the fame before, but now Elin has the relationship and Tiger’s hope of redemption in her pretty little hands.
I’m sure Tiger’s loudmouthed mistresses aren’t helping either. Most recently, one of his alleged mistresses, a classy ex porn star named Joslyn James, claimed that she has been impregnated twice by Tiger Woods. The first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage, while the other was terminated because Elin was pregnant at the same time. She “didn’t want to ruin anything.” Ah, what a sweet broad. We all saw this story reach its peak, and it had a good run. But we also know that with every great scandal, comes another. Let’s all just put the scandal behind us, say our peace, and move on.